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Description

Meaning

One ownerHertz
Ideal for enthusiastTotal restoration needed
Slight attention neededNeeds major overhaul
Good mechanicsBad body
Good bodyBad Mechanics
Marriage forces saleIt can be done in a Triumph, they did, and must get married
Stored two yearsMost parts seized, grass in chassis
No dealersNo body who knows anything about cars, please
Collector’s itemPrice is over-inflated
Good t tiresThat’s all that is good about it
Excellent conditionBuyer beware
Genuine reason for saleI’ve got to dump it
Company car forces saleI’ve got a better job and getting a decent car
Baby forces saleCan’t pour any more money into this thing
House forces saleNeighbors complaining
In need of total restorationIn pieces
Lack of time forces saleSpent more time than it’s worth
Dismantled for restorationI can’t put it back together
Slight accident damageTotal write off
OBO (or best offer)I don’t expect the asking price
OffersI haven’t the nerve to put a price on the car
Used dailyHigh mileage and jillion things wrong with it
Genuine mileageDisconnected speedo-cable
Drives goodLooks terrible
Strong runnersame as above
Owned by careful ladyThe others were maniacs
Will bargainI’ll get mad, you won’t buy the car and I’ll hit you
Will consider tradeAnything to get out from under this dog

Thank you Sandy Sanders Cambridge, England

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