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Description |
Meaning |
|---|---|
| One owner | Hertz |
| Ideal for enthusiast | Total restoration needed |
| Slight attention needed | Needs major overhaul |
| Good mechanics | Bad body |
| Good body | Bad Mechanics |
| Marriage forces sale | It can be done in a Triumph, they did, and must get married |
| Stored two years | Most parts seized, grass in chassis |
| No dealers | No body who knows anything about cars, please |
| Collector’s item | Price is over-inflated |
| Good t tires | That’s all that is good about it |
| Excellent condition | Buyer beware |
| Genuine reason for sale | I’ve got to dump it |
| Company car forces sale | I’ve got a better job and getting a decent car |
| Baby forces sale | Can’t pour any more money into this thing |
| House forces sale | Neighbors complaining |
| In need of total restoration | In pieces |
| Lack of time forces sale | Spent more time than it’s worth |
| Dismantled for restoration | I can’t put it back together |
| Slight accident damage | Total write off |
| OBO (or best offer) | I don’t expect the asking price |
| Offers | I haven’t the nerve to put a price on the car |
| Used daily | High mileage and jillion things wrong with it |
| Genuine mileage | Disconnected speedo-cable |
| Drives good | Looks terrible |
| Strong runner | same as above |
| Owned by careful lady | The others were maniacs |
| Will bargain | I’ll get mad, you won’t buy the car and I’ll hit you |
| Will consider trade | Anything to get out from under this dog |
Thank you Sandy Sanders Cambridge, England
