Funny sell scheme
- 21 January 2016
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Description |
Meaning |
---|---|
One owner | Hertz |
Ideal for enthusiast | Total restoration needed |
Slight attention needed | Needs major overhaul |
Good mechanics | Bad body |
Good body | Bad Mechanics |
Marriage forces sale | It can be done in a Triumph, they did, and must get married |
Stored two years | Most parts seized, grass in chassis |
No dealers | No body who knows anything about cars, please |
Collector’s item | Price is over-inflated |
Good t tires | That’s all that is good about it |
Excellent condition | Buyer beware |
Genuine reason for sale | I’ve got to dump it |
Company car forces sale | I’ve got a better job and getting a decent car |
Baby forces sale | Can’t pour any more money into this thing |
House forces sale | Neighbors complaining |
In need of total restoration | In pieces |
Lack of time forces sale | Spent more time than it’s worth |
Dismantled for restoration | I can’t put it back together |
Slight accident damage | Total write off |
OBO (or best offer) | I don’t expect the asking price |
Offers | I haven’t the nerve to put a price on the car |
Used daily | High mileage and jillion things wrong with it |
Genuine mileage | Disconnected speedo-cable |
Drives good | Looks terrible |
Strong runner | same as above |
Owned by careful lady | The others were maniacs |
Will bargain | I’ll get mad, you won’t buy the car and I’ll hit you |
Will consider trade | Anything to get out from under this dog |
Thank you Sandy Sanders Cambridge, England